We are The Center of the Universe.

We are better than everyone. We kick ass at everything. The other day, a pussy cut us off India , so we sped up beside him and we rammed him off here. Nobody is as good as we are.

Some people think we're conceited. Oh well.

All other alliances think we're better than they are. Sometimes other alliances ask "so how come you rule so much?"
One time we decided to play in Africa, but we suck in Africa so we lost. Just kidding, we kicked everyone's ass because we're the best.

We own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as we because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good we are.

THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND US.

Everyone wishes they were us. EVERYONE.

If we weren't us, we'd wish we was.